It might not be the coolest admission, but the Geeky Girls love a good bit of tie-in merchandise. We're still longing after a UC Sunnydale hoodie and wishing we'd purchased a WWBD? (What Would Buffy Do?) bracelet, we think actually making Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans was a genius idea, and one of us is currently considering purchasing a replica pendant just like the one worn by a certain Nordic True Blood vamp. It might make us losers, but we're happy to wear the mantle for the right item.
So it's a disappointment that, so far, the bods at Twilight haven't come up with anything worth wasting our money on. A replica Elizabeth Masen engagement ring? A Cullen-crest bejeweled choker 'in the style of' Alice? An Edward Cullen-inspired 'adult toy'? Pur-lease. But this latest tie-in item to hit the shelves (in the States, at least) takes the proverbial biscuit.
Now you can chow down on sweets - or Sweethearts, to be exact - inspired by Edward and Jacob.
The sugary treats (a bit like Love Hearts, apparently) come in Fire and Ice flavours. The Fire ones apparently have an "intense surge of heat" much like the werewolf they are based on, while the Ice version gives you an "intense wave of cold".
Sounds disgusting to us. And not a little inappropriate.
So it's a disappointment that, so far, the bods at Twilight haven't come up with anything worth wasting our money on. A replica Elizabeth Masen engagement ring? A Cullen-crest bejeweled choker 'in the style of' Alice? An Edward Cullen-inspired 'adult toy'? Pur-lease. But this latest tie-in item to hit the shelves (in the States, at least) takes the proverbial biscuit.
Now you can chow down on sweets - or Sweethearts, to be exact - inspired by Edward and Jacob.
The sugary treats (a bit like Love Hearts, apparently) come in Fire and Ice flavours. The Fire ones apparently have an "intense surge of heat" much like the werewolf they are based on, while the Ice version gives you an "intense wave of cold".
Sounds disgusting to us. And not a little inappropriate.
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